Don't you send me to vm
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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