I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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