Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
a search helicopter?!
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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