so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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