how can u be prego again
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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