yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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