I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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