I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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