You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Randomize
