Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Randomize