READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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