Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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