the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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