so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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