my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He did a backflip because drugs
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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