Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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