She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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