They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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