I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
soo... how was my night?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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