very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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