I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
we should paint friendship bongs
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