if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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