Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
