C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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