yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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