how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
You took a bar mat shot.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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