She's JV to your varsity
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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