As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
soo... how was my night?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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