dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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