Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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