Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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