there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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