I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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