why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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