she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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