Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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