im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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