Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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