i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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