your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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