So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
