And to think..we used to do everything sober...
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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