It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
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Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Randomize
