Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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