would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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