But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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