Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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