Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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