i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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