Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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