i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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