Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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